Ya wanna know? I’ll tell ya.
This weird guy with a turban came into my work, handed me a card that said “Lucky” on it, and said the following:
“This is what I know about you from looking at you. You have a very romantic face. There are two men who are thinking of you, but you think too much. Don’t. This year will be a lucky year for you, unlike two years ago.”
Then he left. No kidding. I promise. Actually happened.
Anyone else want to spontaneously predict my future? Bring it.